What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between a baby and a potato? 140 calories.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.