Whats jokes
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What is a orphan's favorite song?
"We Are Family."
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.