When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
