Whats jokes
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.