Whats jokes
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
What is the definition of fellatio?
Auto masturbation.
What is the definition of auto masturbation?
Fellatio.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!