Whats jokes
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."