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What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
"Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence."
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff? 🤨
Me: What?
The person: You said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: Colourful flamingo fart.
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
What do gay horses eat?
Hayyyyy!
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.