Whats jokes
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What is a orphan's favorite song?
"We Are Family."
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.