Whats jokes
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"
"Oh, that was the cat."
"We don't have a cat..."
"Oh..."