Whats jokes
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.
(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What is my favorite thing about my grandpa?
His life insurance.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.?
Tourists.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
What bee can't fly?
Koby.