Whats jokes
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
What's a zebra? A couple sizes bigger than an A.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?
"What a re-leaf."
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.