Whats jokes
What is long and hard and is full of seamen?
A submarine.
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"
What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a carpet muncher, you have to give her money.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Q: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
What did the shell say to the shell?
"Shell you later."
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.