What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.
I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
