Whats jokes
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
Here's a sex joke.
What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.