Whats jokes
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaaaiins.
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
What has more letters than the alphabet? -- The post office.
What did Schrödinger say to Shakespeare?
"To be and not to be."
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?
A pool table.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What kind of dog can do magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.
What is heavy forward but not backward?
"Ton."
What do you say to your sister when she's crying? -- "Are you having a crisis?"