Whats jokes
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."
What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.