What's the difference between apples and dead babies?
I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.
Whats Jokes
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father-in-law.
What did the boy say to the noose?
"Can you please tie me."
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What do you say to a pedophile at the beach?
Get out of my son!
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?
Snowballs!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a blender.
Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree.
What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.