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What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.

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    • What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?

    The letter M.

    What do you say to a fat Asian?

    You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

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    • Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

    What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.

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    • What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?

    They both choose who they want.

    What do you call a dog with no legs?

    It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

    A woman comes to the doctor and tells her, "Doctor, my husband wants intense sex all day, what should I give him?" The doctor says, "My number."

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    • A man wakes up from his operation, and the doctor says, "I have bad news and good news, what do you want to hear first?"

    The man says, "Bad," so the doctor says, "During the surgery, your girlfriend decided to leave a message that she’s leaving you for another man."

    The man says, "What’s the good then?" And the doctor says, "I’m picking her up at 7."

    What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?

    Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)

    What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?

    They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”

    What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god, my mom's gonna kill me!"

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