Whats jokes
So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
What was the computer's best pickup line?
Nice bits!
What did the two paintings say after a long battle?
Let's call this one a draw.
What did the paintings name their daughter?
Palette.
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? -- Tequila Mockingbird.
What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? "Smiles," because there is a mile between the first letter and the last.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.
I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat?
The cat is still alive.
What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner?
Nothing, it’s all just mystery meat.
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?
Windows shutting down.
What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.
What do emos and apples have in common?
They both hang on trees.
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.