Whats jokes
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
"Don't worry, you can keep the tip."
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
Friend: Eric, spell mouse.
Eric: M O U S.
Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?
A cold shoulder.
What is the real name of Canada?
Punjabistan
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
What did Pepper say to Spray?
"Hey Spray, I'm Pepper, and I think we should fight crime!"
Q: What did one atom say to the other?
A: I have my ion you.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at 3 hoes.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
What did the meditating egg say?
A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"