Whats jokes
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What's the difference between a pope/preacher and acne?
Acne comes on your face when you're 13.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog's finger.
What did one pillow say to the other?
Nothing, meh, they just sang a song about a rogue chicken whose feathers had been sacrificed to make them.
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?
They are not for kids.
You wanna know what I want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
What did one tree say to the tree that was a bully? "LEAF me alone."
What's the difference between my dad and a hooker?
Hookers come back.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?
Beets stain your teeth.
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"