Whats jokes
Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
What did Allan say to William, his sister, when he stepped on his toe? "OWWW Mitosis."
What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
What is a pedophile's favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
Q: What is the hardest part to eat on a cabbage?
A: The wheelchair.
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
What was the last thing to go through JFK's mind?
A bullet.