Whats jokes
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
What's the time?
How would I know?
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
There was a kid named Buttitches, and his teacher was taking attendance. Then the teacher asked, "What is your name?" And he answered, "Buttitches." Then the teacher asked again, "What's your name?" and he replied, "Buttitches." Then a student yelled out, "JUST SCRATCH YOUR ASS ALREADY!"
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
What's the difference between baby Jesus and the baby I keep in my basement?
Baby Jesus died a virgin.
What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
What do gay girls order in a bar?
Pussy juice.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"
What is black and white and red all over?
... a newspaper!
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.