Whats jokes
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
He's bacon.
A kid came from school. His mother said, "What did you do in school?" The boy replied, "I had sex with my teacher." She said, "OH MY GOD, GO TO YOUR ROOM, WAIT UNTIL YOUR DAD COMES!" He waited, then his dad walked in and said, "Your mother told me what you did. I'm proud of you, son. Let's go buy you a bicycle." When they arrived to the store, the dad said, "Try out and see which seat is the comfortable." The boy said, "I can't, my butt is sore." Dad said, "Why is your butt sore?" The Boy said, "Because I had sex with my teacher."
What does a skeleton put on his roof?
Shin-gulls.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
What is brown and extremely sticky?
A stick.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?
I don’t put fruit in a blender.
What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!