What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
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What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl?
HO, HO, HO!
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?
A heartless killer.
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
Three men are shipwrecked on a jungle island and taken prisoner by the residing cannibals. They are all told to walk into the jungle and come back with one piece of fruit. They go in and the first man comes out with a peach. He is instructed to shove it in his ass, and if he laughs, he will be killed. He tries and dies.
The second man comes back with a grape and is instructed to do the same. When the two meet at the pearly gates, the first man says, "I had a peach. They're fuzzy. You had a grape. What's your excuse?"
"Well, I was doing fine until I saw Jimmy come out of the brush with a pineapple."
What is China's favorite restaurant?
The Pet Store.
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
Read this:
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?
What is the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with a light on.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
"Guess what my wife left in the freezer?"
"Her miscarriage."