Whats

Whats Jokes

Priest

What happened to the eight-year-old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church?

The priest stopped him on the way there.

Dad

Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.

Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.

Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!

Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.

Teacher: What was that?

Alex: Flew the plane.

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  • Mum

    Me: Want to hear a joke?

    Friend: Sure.

    Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me.

    Friend: What's funny about that?

    Me: Because the next day they disowned me.

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  • Maze

    What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.

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  • Pilot

    So, I was getting on a plane, and the pilot does his usual speech talking about altitude and what not with the microphone, and he forgets to turn it off, so after the speech I heard him and the co-pilot talking about what they were doing after work, and whatnot.

    Then the pilot said he was dying for a blowjob and a coffee, so a stewardess ran to the pilots cabin, and then left about 15 minutes later, and the pilot shouted "Next time don't forget the coffee!"

    Bomb

    A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"

    Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"

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  • Gun

    I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.

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  • Airplane

    Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?

    A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!

    Kibble

    What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?

    That hit the spot!

    Mom

    What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?

    Transparent.

    Mat

    Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?

    A: Mat.

    Fence

    What time is it when a cow sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!