Whats jokes
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.
My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
What has 2 legs and is red all over?
What do cows call money?
Moola.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?
A baby stapled to ten trees.
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.