Whats jokes
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
What do you call a man with rubber toes??
Roberto
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?
"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
What is you you?
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.
What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?
A pan-duh.