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Whats jokes

You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?

A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.

It was because he didn't speak French.

What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast.

What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"

What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?

When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.

I was out ice fishing and had no nibbles all morning.

About noon, this old guy comes out, drills a hole near mine, and starts catching fish as fast as he can bait the hook. I was getting frustrated without any luck, so I went over to ask him his secret. He said "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg."

I said, "Excuse me, I didn't get that?" so he mumbles even louder, "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg!" I shook my head and said, "I'm sorry, but I still didn't understand what you said."

Frustrated, the man spits out a wad out of his mouth and says, "YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE WORMS WARM!"

When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."

What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Complete and utter destruction.

What did one plane say to the other?

"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."

Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"

Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.

Q: What boofa?

A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!