Whats jokes
What is brown and extremely sticky?
A stick.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?
I don’t put fruit in a blender.
What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
You’re so lame, you don’t have a superpower!
"Yah, I do!"
Oh yeah? What is it?
"My diaphragm contracts and moves downwards into my chest cavity and my lungs expand!"
That’s breathing, Jim.
"NO IT’S NOT, JACOB, YOU CAN’T PROVE IT!"
What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?
Carlos.
What's worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree?
1 dead baby hanging off 1000 trees.
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
What do you call a PEIS?
Q: What's red and screams?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?
Nothing, he just started wanking.
What did Cermet the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?
Nothing...
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!