Whats jokes
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "What's wrong with me!" "Calm down, calm down. Just pull yourself together!"
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
My girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex, and I said, "What's that?" She said, "I fuck her ass." I said, "Oh, my uncle calls that shhhhh."
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
The teacher told me to put my MP3 away, so I brought out my MP5. Now that bitch knows what not to tell me.