Whats jokes
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
What?
What picture is that?
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no idea. 😂
What's the difference between a priest and a zit?
A: One waits until you're twelve to cum on your face.