Whats jokes
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.
What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand?
Breakfast in bed!
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.