What's the difference between cancer and me?
My dad didn't beat cancer... Whelp, I guess I stole that one.
Whats Jokes
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
What is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlost.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.
Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.
Guy #2: Why, what is it?
Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.
Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...
Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?
Finger food.
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
What’s the definition of a pedophile, Tyler?
What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler