Whats jokes
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
What do you call James, James?
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.