Whats jokes
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
What?
What picture is that?
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no idea. 😂
What's the difference between a priest and a zit?
A: One waits until you're twelve to cum on your face.
Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
😂😂😂😂
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me.
She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand.
Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys. I asked and she said that’s my fam as well. I noticed an Alabama driver's license. I asked which one was her dad. She said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter. I casually asked what he did for work. Self-employed? She said that’s the last time I use ancestry.com!