Whats jokes
What’s a Mexican person’s favorite spot?
Cross country. 😉
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head?
A bullet.
What happened when the American broke his arm?
He went broke.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?
One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "I gagged."
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
Pope Francis: "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross?"
"My penis."
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
Hey Max, what's up? The sky.
The clock struck one!
Then down did come!
Hickory dickory doc
What am I?
Random- a mouse?
Me- no dumb shit!
Random- what is it?
Me- the guillotine!