Whats jokes
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?
One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.
What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don't care if she has one.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "What, no soap?" Then he dies and she marries the barber.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.