What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
Whats Jokes
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
What is a magic school?
A school that can fly.
What has a dog?
People.
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?
When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.
what is the fastest country? iran.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay bar? "Let's go get shit faced!"
What did a magic house 🏠 do?
Make someone in a wheelchair.
What time do you call me tomorrow?
What time is it when you cannot walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽
