Whats jokes
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction.
What is the difference between a priest and a doctor?
The doctor doesn't like to give physicals.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?
Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?
What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?
What is a good night for you?
What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?
Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕
What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?
What is baseball?
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog night?
What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk home?