Whats jokes
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
What is playing with you?
What if "balloon" was spelled "balooon?" Thatf
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
What is the bus?
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠
What is the difference between a tree?
What is a joke?
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.