Whats jokes
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common?
They both say, “My mom's gonna kill me!”
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
What is important?
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
What is yellow? The sun ☀️.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What is fall?
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?
I don't worship Jesus.
An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas.
"I don't understand it, Doc," she said, "I have this terrible, terrible gas." "Thankfully," she added, "they are at least silent when I fart."
Doctor hands her a bottle of pills, tells her take them all and then come back to see him.
The old woman returned a short time later extremely mad. "I took those pills like you said and not only is my gas smelly, but now when I fart they are obnoxiously loud!", she yelled.
The doctor said, "well, now that we've solved your hearing problem, let's see what we can do about that gas".
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can walk and a house can walk to a tree, walk home, walk, walk, and walk, walk.