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What did the Asian say to the Asian?

*Cough*

What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”

What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?

“You got nice buns!”

"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.

What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?

What is a difference between a tree and...

What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?

What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.

What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?

A milk dud 😂

I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?

What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?

Burial grounds.

What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?

What is a good night's sleep?

I haven't a clue!

What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?

Hot Wheels.

If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What do you call a pig that does karate?

PORK-CHOP

Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.

Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.

What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?

Two-ply!

What is playing with you?