Whats jokes
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.
911, what's your emergency?
Me: My grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she's dead.
Well, it's not a living room anymore.
Me: Hangs up.
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
What is the difference between cremation and smoking?
While you are smoking, you don't go up in smoke.
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Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
So, I was sitting with my little brother and talking about our dreams. "What do you wanna be when you grow up?" I asked him. He answered, "A doctor!" I wanted to tease him so I said, "I wouldn't be treated by a doctor like you." I was hoping he would get mad or something, but instead, he calmly replied, "Brother, I said doctor. Not a vet."
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
A: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and the sun?
B: They're both hot?
A: They're both massive.