What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Whats Jokes
What did the rock say to the flower?
Rocks can't talk. -.-
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk?
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?
What is a boyfriend?
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
A boy and girl are fucking. The girl yells "Senpai!" The boy smiles, pleased, but then her father walks in and says "What?"
What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, "What is a tragedy?"
One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, "If my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies, "That would be an accident, not a tragedy."
A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, "If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies once again with: "That would be a great loss, not a tragedy." All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says, "If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!"
"Yes!" Says Bill Clinton "How do you know?" Matthew says happily, "It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!"
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
