Whats Jokes

What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?

The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.

What is the difference between a human and human rights, and a tree tree, and a house that has to?

What is the richest planet?

Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.

Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, "Mark, what would you like to eat?" Mark said, "I'd like some fucking potatoes." *SMACK*! Mother slapped Mark. She then asked Suzie, "What would you like to eat?" "Well, I'd like some fucking potatoes," said Suzie. *SMAACK*! She slapped Suzie. "Okay, Johnny, what would you like to eat?" "Well.... I sure as hell don't want no fucking potatoes."

What is the giant's synonyms?

Fi, fo, fum.

What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.

What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!

What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!

What's a fish's least favorite instrument?

A ClariNET!

What's bald and can't grow no hair?

A kid with cancer.

Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"

Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."

You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?

We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.

What is a good night sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk home from school and walk home and walk home from home and walk home and get a good night walk and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from...

What is the difference between the human and a human and walk home walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

What is the difference between a human being and a tree?

A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.

What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school"?

What is fun? Everyone.

What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.

What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?

What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.