What do you call jokes
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.