What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What Do You Call Jokes
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
