What do you call jokes
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!