What do you call jokes
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.