What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fish with no eyes.
what do you call a skeleton in the snow? a numb skull
What do you call a dog that tells the time ?
a watchdog
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
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what do you call two lesbians in a closet. A liquor cabinet
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ
LGBBQ
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa. Naked and Afraid.
What do you call meat in an oven? Africa
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
what do you call a sad coffee??????
Despresso
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight............do you think he saw us
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard
what do you call it when a man wants food in panera
panera bread serving food
DH: What do you call an orphan with parents?
A: I don't know... what?
DH: Kidnapped. :)
-Dark_Humor
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
Im autistic myself so dont go crying in my comment section.
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