what do you call a sad coffee??????
Despresso
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ
LGBBQ
DH: What do you call an orphan with parents?
A: I don't know... what?
DH: Kidnapped. :)
-Dark_Humor
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight............do you think he saw us
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
what do you call it when a man wants food in panera
panera bread serving food
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa. Naked and Afraid.
What do you call meat in an oven? Africa
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave
what do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
a baked potato
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool
-a baby with flat armbands-
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people? Seasoned vegetables.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black women?
An oreo.
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people
Vegetable soup
What do you call sex in the world trade center?
An inside job.
