What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave
what do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
a baked potato
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool
-a baby with flat armbands-
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people? Seasoned vegetables.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black women?
An oreo.
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people
Vegetable soup
What do you call sex in the world trade center?
An inside job.
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What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
what do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese
What do you call a duck on drugs A quackhead.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water
An H2hoe
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless
what do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows No body nose
What do you call a baby potato 🥔?
Small Fry!
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger
What do you call a planet that poops-- Uranus
