What do you call jokes

Life

What do you call a depressed person's life?

At this point, nonexistent.

Nba

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?

The NBA.

Impasta

What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!

PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?

SANS: What?

PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!

SANS: Good one.

Orphan

What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.