What do you call jokes
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.