What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large.
