What do you call jokes
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Pssh.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
Q. What do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head?
A. An ambulance.
What do you call a nine year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!