What do you call jokes
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.