What do you call jokes
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.