What do you call jokes
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.