What do you call jokes

Cow

  • What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

    What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.

    What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.

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  • Dinosaur

  • 1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

    A dino-snore!

    2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?

    A rocket chip!

    3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

    Because she was stuffed!

    4. What has ears but cannot hear?

    A cornfield!

    5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?

    Between us, something smells!

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  • Priest

  • What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?

    The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.

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