What do you call jokes
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.