What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.