What do you call jokes
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.