What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other. "Pillow Fight".
What do you call a army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna
Steamed veggies
What do you call two redheads on mars?
Locals.
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car
A: A suicide bomber
what do you call a gay scientist? stephen hawqueen.
what do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming..........a blood bath...bud um pst
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
what do you call a funny family of chairs, a sitcom
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Taco Bell going out of business
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves??
Russell
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito
what do you call and egg murder?
An eggs_terminator
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa clause.
what do you call a blind person on a date? a blind date
What do you call an animal that knows karate?? Moose Lee 😊😁
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
What do you call an orphan home alone
A family reunion
