What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.