What do you call jokes

Pig

  • What do you call a stabbed pig?

    Porkchopped.

    What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?

    Pork Chopped!

    Hah, got 'em (I guess)!

    Deer

  • What is a doe called with no legs?

    •" No legged deer."

    What do you call a deer with no ears?

    •" No eared deer."

    What do you call a deer with no eye?

    •" No eye deer."

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