What do you call jokes

Criminal

What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Gay

what do you call a lazy gay?

someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.

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  • Kid

    What do you call a kid with no friends?

    A Sandy Hook survivor.

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  • Depression

    What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?

    A DEPPression.

    (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).

    Stereotype

    What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?

    Reality.

    Irishman

    What do you call two gay Irishmen?

    Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.

    Crime scene

    What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?

    Returning to the scene of the crime.

    Cowgirl

    What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?

    A hoedown.