What do you call jokes
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
what do you call a chicken who crossed the road?........suicidal.
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
Daddy.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
What do you call a family photo taken by an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.