What do you call jokes
what do you call a chicken who crossed the road?........suicidal.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a family photo taken by an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.