What do you call jokes
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
what do you call a chicken who crossed the road?........suicidal.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
Daddy.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a family photo taken by an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.