What do you call jokes
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”
“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
What do you call a dad in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.