What do you call jokes
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
Why do I call my dog a vibrator?
Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
What do you call a tree?
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
What do you call a fruit's penis?
A percock.
Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.
What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur?
A Doyoulickalotapuss.