What do you call jokes
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape alarm?
Optimistic.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
What do you call your daughter's boyfriend when he brings her back past 10pm?
An ambulance.
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
What do you call a dead parrot?
Polygon.