What do you call jokes
What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call an Asian? A-chan.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Pssh.
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.