What do you call jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?
The suicide squad.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic.