What do you call jokes
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!