What do you call jokes

Dog

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Anything you want; it won't chase you.

Death

What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?

Paul Walker's death.

Orphan

What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels.

Penny

What do you call the middle of a penny?

A center (get it? Cent-er).

Meat

What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?

Meatcanyon.

(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)