What do you call jokes
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
What do you call a fight at a dementia unit?
A Sundown Smackdown.
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!