What do you call jokes
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup? A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!