What do you call jokes
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
What do you call your mom?
My wwwwiiiiiifffffffeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean meat.
What do you call a pig doing a karate chop?
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?
Parallel Parkinson's.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahaa
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.