What do you call jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a pig doing a karate chop?
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean meat.
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?
Parallel Parkinson's.
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.