What do you call jokes
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
What do you call a Japanese car thief?
Tommy took a motor.
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose