What do you call jokes
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
What do you call a room with no doors?
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?
Ground beef.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.