What do you call jokes

Sox

What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?

Boston cream pie.

Blonde

What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?

Womxn

Emo

What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?

An edgelord.

Kid

What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?

Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.

Emo

What do you call a man in love with an emo?

I really don't know.

Sex

What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.