What do you call jokes
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?
A: Oreo
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”
“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”