What do you call jokes
What do you call a door? A floor.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.