What do you call jokes
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.