What do you call jokes
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!