What do you call jokes
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
What do you call the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones!
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair.
What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!