What do you call jokes
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What do you call somebody with no nose?
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.