What do you call jokes
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?