What do you call jokes
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(