What do you call jokes
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
What do you call your son?
An mistake.