What do you call jokes

What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?

Snoop Soddy Sod.

What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?

MC Healer.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?

2Pac-square

What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?

Eminem-o the Great.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?

Lil' Seasoning.

What do you call crabs that do not share their food?

They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ

What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?

Downy unstopables.

What do you call a Mexican with an m3?

A greaser.

I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Q: What do you call a tsunami?

A: Your mom's water breaking.

What do you call a fish that can use a katana?

A salmon-rai.

What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.

What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?

Anarexic.

What do you call a green camel?

My parents left me.

1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?

2nd person: What?

1st person: A pianist.

What do you call a drivable Hamburger?

What?

A Hamborgini.

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A pouch potato.

What do you call a retarded Mexican?

Ricardo.

What do you call a pig in a blanket?

My wife on a cold day.