What do you call jokes
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
TY-WON-SHO
(Tie one shoe)
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What do you call somebody with no nose?
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.