What do you call jokes
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.