What do you call jokes
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon? A: A Luna-Tic!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call Mario?
Bros.
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?