What do you call jokes
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.