What do you call jokes
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
What do you call a retard?
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Answer: Special forces.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!