What do you call jokes
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.