What do you call jokes
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.