What do you call jokes
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What do you call a door? A floor.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)