What do you call jokes
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
What do you call a door? A floor.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.