What do you call jokes
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
TY-WON-SHO
(Tie one shoe)
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.