What do you call jokes
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.