What do you call jokes

Train

What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?

A chew-chew train!

Dog

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, he's not coming.

Muslim

What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?

(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."

Tool

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.