What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
TY-WON-SHO
(Tie one shoe)
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
What do you call somebody with no nose?
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
