What do you call jokes

Rabbit

What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.

Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.

Man

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?

TY-WON-SHO

(Tie one shoe)

Language

What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.

What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.