What do you call jokes
Q. What do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head?
A. An ambulance.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
What do you call an orphan being kidnapped?
A surprise adoption!!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't comin'.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.