What do you call jokes

Dick

What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?

Long John Silvers or Captain D's.

Blonde

What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?

Two tight ends and a wide receiver!

Kid

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Answer: Special forces.

Ass

What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?

An undercover pooper.