What do you call jokes
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Answer: Special forces.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac