What do you call jokes

Emo

What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?

My Chemical Romance.

Shit

What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?

White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!

Man

What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...

Odin Floyd.

Human

What do you call a person with no arms and legs?

You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.

Emo

What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?

My Chemical Romance.

Emo

What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?

Fund razor.

Wizard

What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?

Hairy Potter.

Pencil

What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.