What do you call jokes
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.