What do you call jokes
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.