What do you call jokes
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.