What do you call jokes
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos.
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a retarded cow?
Vegan (vegetable).
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.