What do you call jokes
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
What do you call James, James?
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.