What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
What do you call James, James?
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What do you call a cow with no leg?
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
What do you call a priest that is a furry?
A Catholic.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
