What do you call jokes
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
What do you call a burger đ with one eye?
A one giant.
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
What do you call a gay French man?
A faguette!
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
Whatâs Whitney Houstonâs favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
Whatâs better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I donât know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying âOoh, I love how smooth it is.â
What do you call a washed vegetable?
A disabled kid that needs a towel.
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
What do you call a pool full of retards?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. đđ
What do you call a retarded cow?
Vegan (vegetable).
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.