What do you call jokes
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
What do you call a rude cow?
Beef jerky.
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
What do you call a burger ๐ with one eye?
A one giant.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.?
Tourists.
What do you call a gay French man?
A faguette!