What do you call jokes
What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?
A woman!
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Your father.
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
What do you call a man with no legs?
Hangman.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
What do you call a gay French man?
A faguette!
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
What do you call a rude cow?
Beef jerky.
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!