What do you call jokes
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What do you call a tree?
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
Q: What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A: A stump.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.