What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What Do You Call Jokes
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
What do you call a retarded cow?
Vegan (vegetable).
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
