What do you call jokes
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
What do you call a lesbian vampire?
Cunt Dracula.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
What do you call a cow with no leg?