What do you call jokes
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
What do you call cringe?
You.
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.