What do you call jokes
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on Juan.
What do you call an Asian prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
Q: What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A: A stump.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.