What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on Juan.
What do you call an Asian prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong.
Q: What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A: A stump.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.
