What do you call jokes
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A Gaelic
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.