What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
