What do you call jokes

What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.

What do you call a bird with no wings?

Moas didn't even know that existed!

What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?

A small medium at large.

What do you call expired milk?

The Milky Way.

What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.

What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.

What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.

What do you call a stabbed pig?

Porkchopped.

What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?

Pork Chopped!

Hah, got 'em (I guess)!

What do you call a banana that peels itself?

Appealing!

What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?

Obi-Wan Canopy

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).

What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.

What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?

A hipster!

What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.

What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?

Panda-monium!

What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.

What do you call an angry shopper?

A cuss-tomer.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?

Gracias.

What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?

Sandstorm.