What do you call jokes
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.