What do you call jokes
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.